version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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