What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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Wade

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Anti Joke

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