Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

Where would canada be without nature? still here

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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