What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Women's rights

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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Women.

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