why is john so fat years of over eating

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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wanna here a joke??? read below...

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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