- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

your father died

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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