1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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Society.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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