Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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pickle juice?

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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knock knock come in

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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