Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

I went river dancing once. I fell in

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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