Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

I went river dancing once. I fell in

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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