What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

What is the difference between a duck?

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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