- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

i can't stand cripple jokes

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

Keep up the fun Nero!

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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