What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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