- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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