- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

my friend is gay hes gay

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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