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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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