What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

A walrus walks into a bar

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

pickle juice?

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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