Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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