What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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wanna here a joke??? read below...

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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