- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

I have a crush on my dad.

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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