- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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