- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

Michael Brown

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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