Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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What's a small person? A midget

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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