What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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