Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

Knock Knock.

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

FUCK YOU NEVEN

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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