What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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