- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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