- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

Wombat monkey juice.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??