As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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