- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: Grabs shotgun " I've had with that damn term"

Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

guess what? chicken butt.

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