- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

guess what? chicken butt.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

Women's Rights.

what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

Why did the jew die Really...

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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