- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what do u call a black man a black man

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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