What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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