- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

Badgers are cool

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Stop being a centipede

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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