How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

A snake walks into a bar

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

Who has downs this joke

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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