What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Comedy.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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