How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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Kelly Clarkson

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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These might be offensive Events: * The Black Plague * The Columbine High-School Massacre * The Enron Scandal * The Great Depression * Hurricane Katrina * The Iraq War * Krakatoa * Mt. Vesuvius * September 11 2001 * Titanic * World War I and II People: * Adolf Hitler * Al Capone * Attila the Hun * Blackbeard * Caligula * Charles Manson * Ed Gein * Elizabeth Bathory * Idi Amin * Ivan the Terrible * Jeffery Dahmer * Josef Fritzl * Josef Mengele * Joseph Stalin * Kim Il-sung * The Ku Klux Klan * Nero * Osama bin Laden * Pol Pot * Saddam Hussein * The Taliban * Torquemada * Vlad the Impaler Diseases: * AIDS * Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis * Bubonic Plague * Cholera * Chronic Diarrhea * Cystic Fibrosis * Dysentery * Ebola Virus * Gonorrhea * Herpes * Leprosy * Mad Cow * Malaria * Necrotizing Fasciitis * Polio * Rabies * Scurvy * Smallpox Films: * Antichrist * Audition * August Underground's Mordum * Blue Velvet * The Boy in the Striped Pajamas * Cannibal Holocaust * Goodbye Uncle Tom * Gummo * Happiness * Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer * I Spit On Your Grave * Irreversible * Men Behind the Sun * Mysterious Skin * Once Were Warriors * Requiem for a Dream * Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom * Schindler's List * Taxi Driver * Vase de Noces Misc: * Alcoholism * Anorexia Nervosa and eating disorders * Arson * Bestiality * Cannibalism * Capital punishment * Castration * Child abuse * Colonoscopies * Coprophilia/phagia * Drug abuse/addiction * Electric torture * The gassing of cats and dogs that have been abandoned * Genocide * Human sacrifice * Losing one's favorite childhood toy * Mustard gas * Necrophilia * Neo-Nazism * One's grandmother dying * Pedophilia * Racism * Rape * Religious intolerance * Stillborn babies * Suicide * Walking on broken glass * Working on weekends Peter1-8

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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