- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

A snake walks into a bar

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??