- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

A walrus walks into a bar

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A ginger was with his friends

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

I ponder

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

Thumbs this down

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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