- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

prepares this to get negged

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

An boy with ADHD walks into a

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

What isn't funny? The holacost.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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