why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

Is this where I type the joke?

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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