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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Your social life.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

FAP

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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