So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Pickles

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This is an anti-joke.

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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wanna here a joke??? read below...

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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WNBA

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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