What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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Spotto

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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hey bill!

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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