Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Your social life.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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