Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

she wasn't 18

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

Butt Sex.

My life :(

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Gays

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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