how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Woman's Rights

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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So this farmer had theses two amazingly fast horses, one named slokey and the other pokey. They would run in the pasture and bring many people to watch. So one day this man says hey, you should enter them in the county derby. So he does and the whole race its slokey, pokey slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. So after the farmer collects his prize money a man walks up and says, hey those horses are pretty fast, you should enter them in the state derby. So he loads his horses up to the capital and prepares them. When the gates open slokey and pokey dash out of the gate. The whole race its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After all the press conferences a man says, hey you should enter those horses in the kentucky derby. So the farmer enters them and drives down to kentucky. The gates open and the whole time its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After the press meetings a man says hey you should enter your horses in the european derby. The farmer says no, im going to retire my horses. One fall afternoon pokey says to slokey, man, i wish i could have won a single race. So they race around the huge pasture and the whole way its slokey, pokey, slokey pokey, and pokey wins by a nose! All the farm animals go crazy and the farm dog says "congratulations pokey you finally won!" And pokey says "HOLY SHIT A TALKING DOG!"

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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Anti Joke

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