Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

Spread the net.

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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