Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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Your social life

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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I am on a escalator.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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WNBA

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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