I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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My name is Harry.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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