Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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I was born.

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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eloise dey.

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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God is real

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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