- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

A walrus walks into a bar

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

mark is mark

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

Penis

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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