why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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( o Y o )

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Darude- Sandstorm

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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