- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

bitches be crafty.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

A guy has cancer. He dies.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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