- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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