A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Stop being a centipede

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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