Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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That's not what she said.

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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69

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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