In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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Welcome to make your own anti joke! Please use tkeyboard usually available somewhere below this screen.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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