Woman.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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