What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

your mom is so blind she cant read.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

Jacob Edwards has friends

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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