What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

I need a good anti joke....

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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