A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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Fox News.

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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