why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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An enormous black man wearing a durag walks into a bar. Due to the diverse and friendly comminuty he lives in, nobody judges him on his race, ethnicity, or culture. He goes on to pursue his career in business and gets a Masters Degree in Business Administration. He get's a job as an IT Director for a very successful business and he marries a well educated woman. They have 2 kids, but one of them is diagnosed with "Ondine's Curse" and dies in it's sleep. Distressed, and mourning the death of his newborn son, he seeks help from his parents. Regardless of his parents comforting and loving attitude towards him, he goes into the inner city smoking and selling illegal drugs like crack. He even got into cocaine and marjuana. 4 and a half years later, he was about to attempt suicide, when he saw his only living son, whom he loved with all his heart, walk into the room with his teddybear. He just looked at him, and he looked back. Suddenly, the father started crying. Flashbacks started playing though his mind of his happy life he was steadily pursuing. "why me?" He constantly thought to himself. What did he do to deserve this? 7 years in the future. The father was diagnosed with terminal cancer. Right before his death, he asked to talk to his son. "Son, listen to me. Never try to comtemplate the world we live in, it's too spontaneous and insane to understand. This world can either give you bliss or depression. Nothing inbetween. And most people who make there way up to the top eventually will fall. What goes up must come down. Ha... I never thought I'd be talking to me own son giving him a silly lecture in a deathbed. But just look at me..."the father gets very muddled and disoriented* "...Son. They say most of us have a good reason to live. Well don't most of us have a good reason to die too?" Malik Cartwright died on March 22, 1999. His son went on to legally change his middle name to "Leek", after his father's nickname. He went on to get the same Master's Degree that his father received, and had kids of his own. The whereabouts of the mother are unknown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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