- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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