- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

I can't see my forehead

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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