Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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