What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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heat!

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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obama

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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GINGER PEOPLE

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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i dont like attention whores lol

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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