Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

Knock knock Whoes there? ...

What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...