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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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