What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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i'm funny

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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