- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Do you know what's not right? Left.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

You smell like shit

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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