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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

1 + 1 = 3

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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