- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

wanna hear a joke. i do to

Your mom.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

a man walks into a prostitute.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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