Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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Yes.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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#scabbers

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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for keeps?

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what time is it? 3:16

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The Pope

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