Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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poo is yummy

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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