A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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