yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

42

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

God is real

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

obama

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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