guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

whats 2+2? 4

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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