- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

rishi is gay (coventry england)

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

THIS IS an anti-joke.

What's 4+7 47

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

pineapples

fart+fart=poop

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

The weels on the bus go...flat

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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