A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

girls basketball

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

matty russel are you on here

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

poop is very very yummy.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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