- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

The Pope

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

neil patrick harris

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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