- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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