Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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