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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

I share two rooms with my mother.

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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