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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

Ham sandwich

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

Vagina ass.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11