Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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Spotto

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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Wade

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pickle juice?

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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