A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

A guy has cancer. He dies.

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

Knock, Knock. Come In.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

Your Mom.

Matt is not funny.

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