Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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since when?

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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The WNBA.

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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