- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

What do you call an amazing person Good

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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