- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

A walrus walks into a bar

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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