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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

What's funnier than 24? 25

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

skurfboards we love fat kids

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

The cow went moo

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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