What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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