Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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Zach Barlow

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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i like tits

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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Womens' Rights

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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<=-[ J1MMY | Dubstep Maniacs Crew 4 Life ]-=>

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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Anti Joke

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