- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

whoa there

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

Guess what.. chicken butt

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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