Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Woman Rights

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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WNBA

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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