- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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