- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Why did I get raped

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

rose are red violets should be purple

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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