- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

Womens Rights.

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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