What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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