My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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zebras

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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Gays

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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Pen15

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i have yougurt with tractor

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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