call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

wood cant chuck wood

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

i dont like chris

mark is mark

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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Jerry.

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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