A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Women's Rights.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Hello

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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