- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

If life throws you melons... ouch

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

why is john so fat years of over eating

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