Stephen Walking.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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Stop being a centipede

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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