- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

Yo momma so fat you have aids

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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