- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

religion.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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