Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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