- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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