What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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A midget walks under a bar

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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