What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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