- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

why did the puppy poop? he had too

Badgers are cool

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

how now brown cow. WTF.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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