- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

I'm gay. No homo.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

what did batman say to robin? get in the car

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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