What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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