What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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