Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

Why? Whats wrong?

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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