a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

What's 4+7 47

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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