What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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