- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

I share two rooms with my mother.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

Good luck on your finals everyone!

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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